Want one?

I bought a bunch of these things and now I don't know what to do with them! I thought maybe you would like one.

If you want one, e-mail me with your name and address and I'll send one out to you. I"ll even spring for the postage!

I promise not to sell your information to anyone - I wouldn't even know how to do that anyway. I also promise not to pester you.

One per person please.
While supplies last.